Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Just Wanna Give A Shout Out To All My Homies...

I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you about my knowledge of sitemeter because frankly- I don't really know how to navigate my way around it.

All I know how to do is see from where people are visiting my blog. Like last year, I had a huge following in the Middle East and Poland, but they've left me for greener pastures I guess. I know I lost many readers when I went private this summer, which was my ultimate plan anyway, so I'm guessing the Polish and Arabic folks just stopped trying to get access.

But I still have my loyal bunch, and some new locations, so I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge all the cities/states/countries of the souls I'm dragging to hell with me. Oh yes, I said hell- y'all come on here regularly and participate in the crazy so YES, you're alllllllll coming with me!

*books flight*

Who needs a kosher meal? Vegans? Anorexics/Bulemics? (Y'all's meals come with *ahem* buckets)

Anyways, this post is just to say...

I see you, Leeds, UK! Berlin, Germany... what it DO, homie?! Waterloo, Ontario, Canada- thanks for stopping by!

Much love to the readers in Oakland, CA; Winchester, NH; Jackson, Mississippi; Altamonte Springs, Florida; Wyandanch, Long Island; The Boogie Down Bronx; BROOKLYYYYYYYYYN; Manhattan; and the homies in Massachusetts, Connecticut, N. Carolina, Texas, Missouri, Nevada, Alabama, Kentucky and Georgia. Sitemeter tells me y'all visit me a lot and I thank you for stopping by and excusing the mess. I will try and tidy up a little more from now on.

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Oh who am I kidding! Just move that stack of magazines aside, step over the pile of laundry and make yourself at home. This is as clean as it's going to get!

*smooches...thinking I was crazy to want to get rid of you*
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as much fun as we have over here? I ain't never leaving again!

7 comments:

  1. Ah, hell, those of us who follow you on Twitter already know we need a HazMat suit to come visit. We just zip up before we click! We like it here.

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  2. I'ma need a kosher meal thanks...

    You didn't give a shout out to MD or DC or VA!!! it's cool though I'm not bitter about it.

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  3. @smarty- you say that now, but on judgement day y'all gon' throw me under the bus!

    @super dave- hey, blame it on sitemeter. It told me y'all don't be coming over here!! lol

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  4. right...no love for DC. Whatever Jaded. That's why I need some farina this weekend and a veggie lasagna for dinner.

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  5. "Peace Connecticut!"

    what it do?

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  6. BROOOOOOKKKKKLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SON!!!!

    *waves lighter in the air*

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  7. you are so awesome Raquel. *warm hug*

    so I just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge all the cities/states/countries of the souls I'm dragging to hell with me. ha. it wouldn't be known as the jaded nyer if you didn't bestow your comedic genius upon us all.

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