"All these quotations are just smearing my name so that I can't win the presidency in Uruguay. CAMBIO!!"
*smooches...wishing you a glorius 3-day weekend!
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and if you're in NYC, hit me up... there be many parades, festivals and par-tays to hit up this weekend, and you know you love to see me drunk off my ass...
Wait! You got t-shirts? WTF?! Wait until I get my logo back!!!
ReplyDelete*texts my new friend* Hey, man! What's up with that logo?! I need merch n' shit!
you didn't know? I have one that says, "The Jaded NYer" and the fan ones say "Jaded By Association"
ReplyDeleteI got mugs coming, too
And a calendar, greeting cards, novelty books... child when I say MEDIA EMPIRE I mean MEDIA EMPIRE!!
Where the **** is my t-shirt?
ReplyDeleteEnd of summer parties!!! Where are they and what time do I show up?
and where is mine... and where the heck is this damn cook out this weekend cuz I'm feelin frisky and ready to crash!
ReplyDeleteI think we should just leave NY for Memorial Day...what do you all say?
ReplyDeleteMemorial Day is next year, Irene. You meant Labor Day, right?
ReplyDeleteyes, yes I did Smarty....
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