ME: forget it
ME: I'm breaking up with you... this isn't working out
DUDE: lol
ME: It's not me, it's you
DUDE: i dont think its me
DUDE: which means it has to be you
ME: that right there is why it's you
ME: *hooks cake up to an IV*
DUDE: and that right THERE is why it HAS to be you!
DUDE: btw, that makes it sound like your cake is sick
ME: and you're still talking to me because...?
ME: *gets restraining order*
*smooches...sad that one of my readers had to get the boot*
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but you know sometimes you just have to realize when a relationship just isn't in your best interest.
huh?...usually girl I get exactly what you're talking about. other times though, I wonder what Lady Estrogen has done to my friend? why'd she take Rock and replace my girl with Cybil?
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI think it's one of those things that's ony funny to the people involved... you know how crazy my brain is! lol
yo LMAO
ReplyDeleteIs that real ?
I hope so cause it makes it even more funny.
lmao... only the jaded one
ReplyDeleteI want to know what happened before the forget it... hmm mmm
uuummm IV Cake.
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