J: ...I'm going to hell for saying that, and you're not too far behind for agreeing
ME: My tix to hell are already reserved
ME: you'd better buy yours now- they're selling out FAST!
J: lol, Im in a bidding war between god the and devil
J: trying to see who pays the most
ME: the devil pays you more now, god pays you more later... so it all depends on when you want your money
Downfall - Matchbox Twenty
*smooches...dropping the mic and exiting stage left*
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I don't think I need to say anymore
lol... in this economy alot of people want it NOW!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....
ReplyDeleteI would love to hear this Sia character. If ur still willing to pass it along...
It sounds like you're saying the devil is giving out subprime mortgages. I've heard good things.
ReplyDeleteI feel like I am going to hell just for reading this.
ReplyDelete@super dave- as evil as shit is these days... makes perfect sense...
ReplyDelete@green- okie dokie... I will send miss sia along to you
@and1grad- subprime WHAT? I don't know about all that, I'm just sayin he paying TODAY if you want it.
@clnmike- you are... you want a window or an aisle seat? LOL