Sometimes, Jack and I like to be inappropriate for impropriety's sake. Either that or we're just mean...
ME: Obama is what happens when biracial babies go bad LMAO!!!
JACK: right. not like M, N, K or J
ME: EXACTLY!
ME: he's the exception to the rule
ME: 'cuz usually biracial babies are gorgeous
ME: him... not so much...
JACK: his dad toooo black and his mom tooooo white
ME: LMAO!!!
ME: that must be it...
JACK: mhmm. kunta and betty white
ME: LMAO!!!!
ME: I'm gonna tell Obama you said that!
JACK: *shrug* they won't let u near him. your picture is in the secret service files
ME: dammit... you threaten ONE LITTLE PRESIDENT... and all of a sudden you're enemy of the state numero uno!
JACK: mhmm. it's not a very flattering picture, neither. u look like that balfour dude that did the hudsons in
ME: They got a pic of me pre-salon? that's just mean... Dubya is a hater!
JACK: tsk. tsk. on dubya. he got your pic on the way TO the salon. damn republicans
ME: he couldn't wait five little hours? damn him!
JACK: you sound like baghdad
ME: LMAO!!!
JACK: lolololololololol
*smooches...thinking that SURELY this conversation added me to yet another govt list*
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if I go missing, y'all know what happened... Obama and his weed lips came to get me... What? Oh, whatever; don't act like you didn't notice...
I'm afraid to leave a comment here.
ReplyDeletelol@weed lips
I object to having my name put out there like this as a participant in this type of conversation!
ReplyDelete*scans room for censors*
This was NOT me.
@dipsetjam- oh yeah, they got you on a list, too. Sorry! lol
ReplyDelete@jack- mira carajo, don't even try it! That was you and you know it... my Yahoo Messenger archives DON'T LIE!!!!
lol....at least you were keeping it honest...
ReplyDeleteand you are not the only one who notice he has weed smoker lips (pause) lol
que es, "weed lips?" Que es eso? No comprendo.
ReplyDeletenow u on my list too
ReplyDeletehmph
lol
I'll smirk and keep it moving. No point in bringing government attention on me. :-)
ReplyDeleteha ha ha. I noticed the lips too, but never wanted to say it out loud...
ReplyDeleteWell he DID smoke coke. i don't think that blackens your lips though.
ReplyDeleteWait does commenting on this blog put me on the list too? I can't be associated with you and jack. You all are trouble.
LOL...I'm with Urban Thought!
ReplyDelete@dessex- I knew I wasn't seeing things! he's a midnight toker...
ReplyDelete@anonymousJACK- mhmm, whatever, I know it's you JACK MARTINEZ!!!!
@dejanae- LOL! great...
@urban thought- 'tis okay, I understand... being on the list IS NOT fun. I always get searched at the airport and I keep hearing these lil *clicks* on my phone when I make calls. just shady!
@rungirl- no worries... we're in America, thought; you can make fun of the president all you want here :D
@super dave- too late, bruh... you have been flagged... lol
@keisha- as long as you all call the media when I go missing... it's all I ask!! lol
lol - yea, no sense at all.
ReplyDeleteYou two need to get on the road with this comedy show!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH i thought i was the only one who noticed the weed lips, lmao
ReplyDeletehe gets high high high
btw, barack is handsome
Letting you know you have been tagged.
ReplyDeletehttp://thehappygoluckybachelor.blogspot.com/2008/11/my-favorite-movies-to-z.html
@darius- it's a skill we picked up in HS... lol
ReplyDelete@the f$%k it list- I'd do it, but you-know-who is all scared of the "Censors" n sh*t. I say, BRING IT!
@judy d.- mhmm, no one wanted to admit it, but I'm not one to keep my mouth shut!! lol
@clnmike- what the...? oh hell... *goes to read tag post*