New terms for you, courtesy of Cathi and Jack:
Elephanus: adj. someone who is so ugly that they resemble lipstick on an elephant's ass.
How to use it in every day speech:
That elephanus drag queen just needed to be off the stage!
Gay Thug: noun. A mythical creature, akin to the unicorn
Use like this:
I'll let you drive my car when Gay Thugs rule the earth.
Anorsexia: noun. Condition characterized by a bottom's refusal to eat when anticipating sex
Proper usage:
Frank is such a whore! All week he's had a serious case of anorsexia, and with different dudes, too!
*smooches...too giddy about the kids leaving to write another word*
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SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!!!
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR EVER!!!
SCHOOL'S BEEN BLOWN TO PIECES!!!!
sorry 'bout that... kids about to be gone with dad for two weeks starting tomorrow... I can't contain myself...
Their only gone for 2 weeks?
ReplyDeleteDamn!
awww 2 weeks kid free. I can only dream about that.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for expanding my gay vocab, I'm not sure when if ever I'll be able to use it but knowledge is power!
Awww - I like Homer. He's not homodictiphobic, or afriad of gay words. *hats off*
ReplyDelete(and, like, I REALLY meant a hat!)
@irene- yeah... but it will be the best two weeks EVER!!!
ReplyDelete@homer- anytime. Here at The Jaded NYer, we try to educate as well as entertain :)
@jack- LMAO @ hat... HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
@q- oooh! I'm gonna steal that word for next time LOL
Dammit! My post didn't go thru!
ReplyDelete*tryna remember the slick shit that I said the 1st time*
Enjoy the 2 weeks free from the churren. Just don't wander 'round BK lookin for random lonely dudes. LOL
Thanks sweetheart, perfect usage. So much for our private conversations. LOL
ReplyDelete@12kyle- I'll try to stay put, but I don't know if Lady Estrogen will listen to me... lol
ReplyDelete@cathi- LMAO!! you know all the juicy stuff stays in The Vault, tho ;)
I returned those gold pants to a an elephanus sales woman and told her that even if the Jaded New Yorker were a Gay Thug with anorsexia, she wouldn't wear the damn pants to watch a stick ball game on 19th fricking street.
ReplyDelete2 weeks you lucky chic! ask if he has room for my 3! lol
ReplyDeletewhere is that little speaker for me to click on so I can hear how the words are pronounced! lol
2 free weeks.
ReplyDeletemaaaan,
live it up for me, girl
whiskey, tattoo parlors, and single men of new york beware !
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"a mythical creature"!! LOL
ReplyDeletehilaaaaaarious