Friday, February 08, 2008

Operation Bikini Body: The Supplemental Edition Pt.1

So with the recent weight and 2-inch loss, I decided to get ahead of myself and look up a few swimsuits for my Puerto Rican holiday extraveganza.

And why not? I have every confidence in myself that this year is the year I take my health a lot more serious. Mostly because my mami's current list of illnesses scared the bejeezuz out of me, and partly because I have a 7-year-old that seems to be fueled by Energizer.

Now I know this initiative is called Operation Bikini Body, but when I looked at the suits Victoria's Secret had to offer, I realized:

1- I can't wear that ish! I'm somebody's mami (with the scars to prove it)!!
2- I hate halter tops, and 95% of their separates were halters
3- No matter what I will weigh in May, I'm not going to want to draw attention to myself. A bikini, in Puerto Rico, by a large-breasted Dominicana might just draw unwanted attention my way.

So I looked at these instead:





And then this bikini top IF worn with the proper bottoms and cover up:



What say you?

*smooches...not trying to come back pregnant from Puerto Rico*
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right about now, you're all realizing that I'm a bit of a prude when it comes to showing my body. blame the Catholic Church; they did this to me!

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous9:49 PM

    Gandi Duke says F what they say about a "large-breasted Dominicana". If that's what she wants to wear, then they're just going to have to accept it!
    Go ahead and set the tone!

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