Some stupid m-f-ing izm has got a hold of my throat, making it hard to swallow and even speak.
Is the Universe trying to tell me something?
*smooches...admitting defeat in the battle for my health, for once*
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and trust me, Universe, I hear you loud and clear. I know why you are punishing me and I've learned my lesson.
Alka Seltzer Cold Plus and Thera Flu.
ReplyDeleteIn Heath Ledger like quantities.
Oh, and those little Chloraseptic Throat lozenges. They really fuck'n work.
LOL @ "heath ledger like quantities"
ReplyDeletePersonally, I looked at the list of drugs they found in his system and I kinda scoffed.
ReplyDeleteThat shit was like breakfast on a Tuesday morning for me back in the day.
I just hope someone learns a lesson from him. Hopefully someone has learned a lesson from me.
I know that I try to help every addict I can, but I carry the message, not the addict.