My neighbor left her car running with the key in the ignition and the window down.
Now what if I were a different kind of person...who knew how to drive? She'd be all, "I only left the car alone for a minute! This is a really safe neighborhood!"
Yes, that's true, but sweetie, c'mon! Why tempt fate?
*smooches...shaking my head at the false sense of security some people have*
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lucky for her I'm too pretty to go to jail...
criminal minded? never would have thought
ReplyDeletejust keepin' it real.
ReplyDeletealthough not real enough to end up like old girl on the Dave Chappelle Show. I mean, I don't like people playin' on my phone, either, but she took it too far!
LOL