The second in an ongoing series to help my readers fully understand the extent of my insanity...
1. Cornivity: (noun) the next level of corny; corny to the tenth power; originally coined by Evelyn at The Chip Shop in Brooklyn Heights.
How to use it in everyday conversations:
Sure he was good looking and had an awesome body, but his cornivity was so prevalent that I didn't even want to be seen walking down the street with him!
2. Boogerific: (adj): awesome and stinky; alternate definition: Raquel's essence; coined by Mari via Google Chat on Monday night.
How to use it in everyday conversations:
I was so confused about solving for X, but my tutor was totally boogerific and cleared it all up for me!
Use it in good health!
*smooches...realizing that maybe I'm crazy because my FRIENDS are crazy*
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what's even funnier is watching the spell check go all wonky at the sight of "cornivity" and "boogerific"...oooh, wonky...that'll be in the next vocabulary posting...
You DO know I go by Booger Bear, right?
ReplyDeleteIt just makes the word that much more fitting...
ReplyDeletewell
ReplyDeletetakes one to know one
In MY dictionary:
ReplyDeleteCrawlt (verb intransitive): the past tense to "crawl" but to have done so in a drunken stupor.
i.e.
After worshipping at the porcelain throne, I crawlt out of the stall and passed out by the sink.