I received this email from Lani as a response to my message about New Year's Eve parties around the city:
Why are you reminding me of what a loser I am? I don’t have a date for New Years, much less this weekend!!!! I plan on crying into a martini glass when the ball drops, then passing out on a street bench somewhere where the birds can poop on me all day………
*smooches...promoting alcoholism one email at a time*
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...and quietly, I might have to join her on that bench...
Dear Lani,
ReplyDeleteI resent your totally taking my plans for New Years and turning them into your own. This is like plagiarism or something. I OBJECT!
an idea for new years:
ReplyDeletespend time with your family...
instead of spending it with someone who you may never see again...
@ Brother Omi: family? as in the people who overfed me at Thanksgiving? You must be crazy...
ReplyDelete:)