Sunday, November 19, 2006

What If I Say I'm A Post-Op Tranny?

I've just been informed about a gay dating site, adam4adam.com, and was like, OOOH, I NEED TO CREATE A PROFILE! And I know what you're thinking: Raquel, you're not a gay man. Well that's besides the point. I want what I want and you can't stop me.

But wouldn't you know it- those gay ass bigots are all like, "men only." WTF? I'm offended.

For those of you who don't know me very well, whenever I'm told I can't do something, that just makes me want it more. So I strolled right on over to adam4adam.com and created me a little thing I like to call a profile...I am Eve Saint Laurent, a post-op tranny from Windsor Terrace, BK, looking for a nice guy to help me celebrate the brand new me.

Let's call it a sociological experiment in vanity. Or a desperate cry for attention. Your choice.
You can also totally blame my "father" for never being there, too, just for kicks.

I still have to wait for the "boys" to approve my ad and I swear to god and all that is holy, if I'm denied access I'm calling the ACLU, Al Sharpton AND Doogie Howser!!! They will NOT get away with this!

Dique men only...rat bastards...

*smooches...with a whole lotta make-up on...*
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baby, how long's it been now
since you held me to your chest
and told me that you love me
more than all the rest